Twelve things this letter says

1) Gay human beings are no different than animals and inanimate objects.

2) Conservative satire consists of badly misrepresenting the liberal viewpoint and employing false equivalencies.

3) The government and the police are tyrannical trifles who prevent the unleashing of America's full potential as a vigilante paradise and paragon of greed.

4) Freedom of speech also means freedom from any accountability from that speech.

5) Not only is global warming phony, but the worst prospect of it being real is that one would have to drive a Prius.

6) Republicans, unlike Democrats, are consistent on the whole abortion vs. death penalty thing.

7) Democrats want to plunder Social Security, apparently.

8) Activist judges are all liberal, and were probably just being fair and balanced during the Terri Schiavo mess.

9) There's as much oil in the U.S. as in the Middle East, and it totally doesn't go to other countries. Also, it won't pollute like foreign oil does.

10) Liberals are all hippies.

11) Conservative satire consists of badly misrepresenting the liberal viewpoint and employing false equivalencies.

12) Conservative satire consists of badly misrepresenting the liberal viewpoint and employing false equivalencies.