By Earl “Clem” Bob
Tea Party Contributor
Not Right About Anything
I love America. You know why? Because it’s a nation that listens to the people.
That’s why I signed a petition for my state to secede from America.
The last straw was President Barack Obama being re-elected to a second term. That ain’t American! Just goes to show that 62 million people CAN be wrong.
So I’m glad to see 25,000 real Americans having their voices heard with my state’s petition! Ain’t no goin’ back now. The people have spoken.
And what the people want is a new kind of nation, the Untied States of America ... it’s got a nice ring to it, don’t it? I always type that word wrong anyway so now it’ll be spelled right.
I’m grateful that Obama set up that website where We the People can tell him what an awful president he is! Bush didn’t need no portal for petitions because no one wanted to break up the United States when he was president! Liberals just wanted to move to Canada.
I thought about movin’ to Canada too after this election. Because I’m a real American and I don’t recognize this nation no more. That’s why I want my state become its own, sovereign nation. Because I love America.
United We Stand! Remember that? Whatever happened to that? Maybe if enough states break off from the Union, we’ll be united once again. So I’m glad to see proud Americans comin’ together to break our country apart. If that ain’t unity, I don’t know what the hell is.
Americans are fed up with both parties, especially the Democrats. And as every sports fan knows, when your team is in a slump, you put a paper bag over your head to send the message that you ain’t satisfied. They’ll have no choice but to see the bag on your head and try harder.
That’s what we need to do now — put bags over our heads.
God Bless America and whatever my new nation is!
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